Raylan: You found me, I'm impressed.
Tim: Give me a little credit. I'm a professional.

Raylan: I was just gonna pick up some ice cream.
Tim: Ice cream for breakfast?
Raylan: Yeah, it's got eggs, milk.

Listen I gotta make a phone call that I'm not supposed to make, that if you overheard you should report, so you wanna go outside and check the perimeter? Or do I have to pretend to take a shower?

Winona: Who are they?
Raylan: Lord knows. Any number of people who are trying to kill me.

I've been wondering if I'm just a criminal at heart, ya know, truly my father's son.

At this intersection here I'm gonna go right, I want you two to go left. I go right, you go left. If you go right, I'm gonna want some answers.

Okay, your cell is dead. I'm sorry for your loss. What can I do for you?

Dickie, if you're momma wanted you in there, I think you'd be in there. Don't you?

Raylan: I had a cousin next county over, called him Heinz.
Carol: Heinz?
Raylan: Yeah like the steak sauce. Claimed he knew 57 dance steps that no one else had done before.

Raylan: Payin' respect. Show you're here with peaceful intent.
Carol: Who says I am?

If anyone comes through that door, you shoot 'em...unless it's me.

Preach ethics while shackled to a government issued ankle tether.

Justified Quotes

You ever hear of the saying "you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."


Raylan: If you're going to talk, I'll put you in the trunk and drive myself.
Dewey: I can't drive handcuffed to the damned steering wheel!
Raylan: You'll get the hang of it.