Robin Scherbatsky Quotes
I am never gonna have closure. Closure doesn't exist.
OK, if you were new in town and just ingested an eighth of a sandwich where would you go?
Babies are scary, OK? They have giant eyes, and come on, the soft spot? If there's gonna be a self-destruct button, at least hide it somewhere it won't accidently get pressed!
Desperation Day had come and gone and you have neither gone nor come.
So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?
If? Ted those kids jumped into a painting and chased a cartoon fox around for fifteen minutes. Spoon full of sugar? Grow up.
I WISH I was the office slut.
You're looking at the new coin flip bimbo, POW POW POW POW POW.
The first Currency rotation Specialist went on to be a semifinalist on The Bachelor and then she lost like a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser and now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab.
Ted: Robin have you forgotten your new year's resolution?
Robin: I am never going to drink again...
Ted: No before that.
Robin: I am going to finish this entire bottle tonight.
Ted: No before that.
Oh, do you take One to be your lawfully wedded wife? Oh god I'm freaking out why did I chose Ted to be my best man?
Robin: I'm so sorry, you must think I'm totally disgusting.
Marshall: I totally do.
