Rose: All this personal growth stuff is stressful.. it's hard figuring out who you want to be
Sage: Frankly I don't know why we started trying. Things were a lot easier when we just shopped... I blame Megan
Sage: Totally

Rose [taking out knife]: This is a survival kit
Megan: Oh i'm gonna hate this story, aren't it?
Rose: You know how I moved in to my own room about a month ago after I found out you guys all lied to me about different stuff?
Megan: You decided to kill us and leave our bodies in the woods?
Rose: Wow, that's super dark megan

Rose: I think you're way overreacting
Sage: Umm.. you're obsessing over a fat girl from spacecamp and I'm overreacting? My guy is a religious zealot!
Rose: He goes to church
Sage: Zealot
Rose: That does not make him a zealot...
Sage: Come on, you've seen The Da Vinci Code. What if he's the albino and flogs himself?

Rose [about Luis]: What if he started avoiding you after you told him you never had sex before?
Sage: I would hate him.
Rose: Exactly. Almost as much as I hate emo

As far as nerds go, you're even cooler than Michael Cera

Why would you lie to me so early in our relationship? I mean that is something you do in like week two when things get really hard

Rose: Megan do you know anything about knives?
Megan: Okay, i don't like where this conversation is going already

Rose [referring to Sage and Luis kissing]: They look so cute
Rami: It's about damn
Marco: What is ... oh look, happy people. Alright that's it, show's over, nothing to see here!
Marco [to Luis]: You, easy to replace sous chef, hands off the queen bee and get back to work.
Marco [to Sage]: and you trouble with a capital S, stop distracting him. Young love, makes me sick

Rose: Did you know everyone in this town hates each other?
Sage: Um yeah. It's Palm Beach, not the friggin' midwest

Sage: But what if I'm not fun?
Rose: What are you talking about? You're super fun
Sage: Yeah with you and at like parties and stuff. But you know how you're always saying, school just comes easy for me. Well being adorable just comes easy for you. It's a gift Rose, you should cherish it.

Rose: Whatever this is, it smells wonderful
Luis: It's a pot of boiling water
Rose: Well I bet you're going to turn it into something wonderful

Rose: Marco, I will pay you for a protein shake
Marco: Your mother already has that covered, but I do accept tips

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

Random kid