Roxie Torcoletti Quotes
(to Mia) I don't think you're stupid at all...I think you are my salvation.
(Speaking about Chad to Roxie) He wants you to text him - O M G!
Darryl
(looking at Kat in the sexy red dress) I have lady wood.
Roxie: I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Darryl: I can think of worse places to spend eternity ... Los Angeles, for instance.
(to Joanna and Kat) Would you like to drive me to the mental institution yourself, or should I take my own car?
Roxie: Since you're a high school dropout, would-be rapist, future Dateline predator who works in a gas station, I'll talk slowly. If you ever touch my daughter again, or any other innocent girl for that matter, so help me God!
Gus: Ok, well, first of all, your little Mia is not so innocent, lady. And second, I may be a high school dropout, but you're the slut who killed her husband so she can bang half the town.
Roxie: I'd be careful what I say next, if I were you.
Roxie: Thanks for coming over, even though we had a stupid fight.
Chad: You know me, I'm like a sexual Batman. You call at four AM, and I come running.
Roxie: You think you're really adorable, don't you?
Darryl: I think you think I'm really adorable.
Roxie: I think you're not as adorable as you think I think you are
Roxie: Be a kid! Act crazy. Sneak out of the house. Chase boys. Rebel!
Mia: Mom, it's not rebelling if you tell me to do it.
Roxie: Yeah, but it's still fun!
Roxie: (Talking about Darryl) I don't care how much money he's offering me. Or how good-looking he is. Or how big his... you know, is.
Joanna: How big? Like, on a scale of cars. Golf cart? Hatchback? Four-door sedan?
Roxie: Full-size SUV.
Sometimes I wish I could meet someone who got me, you know? Someone dark and dangerous and exciting, who moves here in a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirs up sex and trouble. And he's got a really huge... (gasps) appreciation for art.
Chicken hands, you gonna stare at my boobs all day or you gonna buy something?
