Roxy LeBlanc Quotes
Claudia Joy: (to Betty) When is your surgery?
Roxy: She's not having it.
Claudia Joy: Why not?
Roxy: She's short three grand. I keep telling her to sell the Hump Bar, but she won't.
Betty: This place has been truer to me than any man I've ever been with, Roxy. I can't sell it. It's better we just go out together.
Claudia Joy: There has to be something we can do.
Roland: Yeah.
Betty: Forget it. I mean, who needs surgery? It's like putting lipstick on a pig.
Trevor: (the vows he's written) Roxy, sometimes I think I've spent most of my life asleep, not taking any chances or risks.
Roxy: I think jumping out of airplanes is a risk.
Trevor: Ssshh. You're not supposed to interrupt me.
Roxy: Sorry.
Roxy: Do you remember the trek from Tuscaloosa?
Trevor: How could I forget? TJ threw up on me twice, Finn peed on me, and you broke the dial fighting over the radio station.
Roxy: Good times.
Trevor: Mmm... good times.
That'd be one Hell of a chit!
[to Marta] "You are my mother. I could never not love you, but I can't have you in my life anymore."
"I choose all of you. Thank you for being my family."
Roxy: [to Denise]: "Hits you once, hit him back. Hits you a second time, shoot him in the balls."
Roxy: "Two words: e-nough!
Roxy: "She's had so many names — my pink sea, mound of Venus, Shirley — but now I'm going with RCan: Rattlesnake Canyon."
"I'm so attracted to him, I ovulate like a slot machine."
"My favorite designer is the Goodwill."
"You are bringing the sexy, by the way."
