"Maybe you're realizing that when we got married, you didn't know me from Adam's housecat."

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• Added: August 05, 2008

"You being out this morning is five shades of stupid."

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• Added: August 05, 2008

"Girl nearly stripped her clutch when she saw me."

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• Added: August 05, 2008

"Well, if I didn't just serve up toe jam on an idiot cracker."

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• Added: August 05, 2008

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of Hell.

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• Added: August 04, 2008

Pamela: Marilyn is having an affair, and you waited until now to tell me?
Roxy: Well, excuse me, but I worked until midnight last night.
Pamela: Well, my phone works twenty-four hours a day! And so does my front door!

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• Added: August 01, 2008

Roxy: So, are ya asking me?
Trevor: Yeah.
Roxy: So ask me!
Trevor: Will you marry me?

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• Added: July 16, 2008