Slut! Slut shame!

How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.

It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.

I just got a haircut also, in case anybody was wondering.

Some people just don’t know how to screw things.

Did somebody die in here?

Sometimes it’s just easier if you just stay inside.

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I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gaydar.


Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!