Favorite Sarah Braverman Quotes
Sarah: It's about flowers right?
Amber: I think it might be about your vag.
Sarah: Don't be a victim you know. Just do something; you don't need an invitation to your own life.
Camille: You are absolutely right, and I'm really glad I taught you that.
Kristina: You know what the problem is for mothers?
Sarah: Daughters.
Kristina: Daughters.
Julia: Amen.
Sarah: Why does she hate me mom?
Camille: Daughters hate their mothers; I think it's the law of nature. But you know what, then they come back.
Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.
No phone. No Internet. No Amy.
Sarah: She's still on...
Kristina: Breast milk, yeah.
Sarah: Well, I can't provide that.
Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.
Sarah: I thought 40 was the new 30!
Doctor: Not for your ovaries, no.
I just moved to Berkley and this might sound lame but I'm ready to make a fresh start, and if you give me this chance I know I can blow your freaking mind.
If you don't start you're never going to succeed. I think you're afraid of trying.
Camille
Adam: Listen, we're the adults, let's set a good example and not make this any worse.
Sarah: How can it get any worse?
