Favorite Sarah Braverman Quotes
Oh my God the roof is caving in; it's like 2012 in there.
Sarah: You know what I like about chocolate pudding, everything.
Gordon: You know what I like about tofu shaped like a burger and heavier than a brick, nothing!
Amber: You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
Sarah: Yes, he's getting clean.
Amber: Spanking clean.
Sarah: Do you need anything? Do you want some lemon aide or um cookies?
Drew: Yeah, if this were 1950 thanks.
Sarah: Well, Perhaps I'll bring you a martini and some pot. I'm just kidding, you should not do drugs or drink. Stay in school; don't cut your own bangs. These are a few of my mottos.
Camille: I'm going to the market do you need anything?
Sarah: Could you get me a six pack of a different kind of intelligence.
Camille: What kind would you like?
Sarah: Hey, I'm sorry I know your feeling lonely. I understand what that feels like.
Amber: I'm fine, she was a little weird anyway, let's face it.
It's nice to live here, and of course what 38 year old woman doesn't enjoy living at home with her parents.
Sarah: Hey, I didn't hear you come in.
Zeek: I caught you looking at porn, didn't I? That's okay, they did a study, ninety-eight percent of....
Sarah: Dad! I wasn't looking at porn.
Julia: When did it become so hard to get pregnant?
Sarah: I really wasn't intending it either time, so...
Crosby: Kristina, she's Switzerland, we can use her as a buffer.
Sarah: Yeah, can we clone her and sit her next to all of the difficult people?
Gillian: Sarah, when you investigate me on the world wide web, which I would do if I were you, you're going to come across some oddities or two. Try not to do what others do so easily these days and don't prematurely compartmentalize me.
Sarah: I won't if you won't.
Gillian. You got it.
I'm running for president of Thanksgiving.
