Sarah Braverman Quotes
It's a shame about her face. It's not pretty. And it's not gorgeous. Not at all.
Sarah: Why don't you guys ask Mark?
Crosby: Who's Mark?
Sarah: I thought 40 was the new 30!
Doctor: Not for your ovaries, no.
Sarah: She's still on...
Kristina: Breast milk, yeah.
Sarah: Well, I can't provide that.
No phone. No Internet. No Amy.
It's just to see Seth become the man I always thought he could be all those years; is kind of moving. And, I do picture it.
Sarah: Now I know what to get your for housewarming.
Seth: What?
Sarah: Anything.
She had that bizarre fear of the tooth fairy. She said, 'Don't let that crazy fairy steal my teeth!'
Who gets in a dumb bar fight anymore? You're not 18.
Wait, mom, I can't go to the store without finding out why you're speaking Chinese.
He was two years old when The Breakfast Club came out.
Max: Aunt Sarah! I'm really sorry for what I said at the hospital. I have Asperger's.
Sarah: That's ok, Max. Thanks.
Max: I'm also really glad that Amber didn't die. And if she did, you would probably have had to go to a funeral and you would have been too sad to come here today and we wouldn't be here.
