Sarah Braverman Quotes
Sarah: You know what I like about chocolate pudding, everything.
Gordon: You know what I like about tofu shaped like a burger and heavier than a brick, nothing!
Oh my God the roof is caving in; it's like 2012 in there.
Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.
I think we're better on our own and so, we should move on. Make a mess someplace new.
Sarah: Don't be a victim you know. Just do something; you don't need an invitation to your own life.
Camille: You are absolutely right, and I'm really glad I taught you that.
Sarah: You know, when I was your age I slept with my cousin's boyfriend.
Amber: Are you kidding?
Sarah: Yes, I didn't do that. I smoked and drank a lot, that is why you're so short
Adam: Listen, we're the adults, let's set a good example and not make this any worse.
Sarah: How can it get any worse?
Camille: Go get dressed.
Sarah: I am dressed.
Camille: No, really dressed.
Look at her flirting and giggling, it's like she's in the Sex and the City movie.
Camille: I'm going to the market do you need anything?
Sarah: Could you get me a six pack of a different kind of intelligence.
Camille: What kind would you like?
If you don't start you're never going to succeed. I think you're afraid of trying.
Camille
Amber: Poetry reading? Yeah, I'd rather sell an organ, but thanks for inviting me.
Sarah: You know what, if you don't change that attitude it may come to that, because I don't think you need both livers anyway.
