Sarah Walker Quotes
Cole: Well, who'd have thought it. Cole Barker loses the girl to Chuck Bartowski.
Sarah: When you meet somebody you care about, it's just hard to walk away.
Cole: I couldn't have said it better myself.
Chuck: Sarah I saw it, I know what's on the chip.
Sarah: What?
(Chuck nods)
Cole: Uh, sorry mate, it's a bit difficult to put my fingers in my ears right now.
Sarah: It's okay, Chuck.
Chuck: I'm on it, it's me.
Sarah: Okay, we can't let Fulcrum ever find out, no matter what they do to you; you cannot tell them.
Chuck: I can't...can't handle torture, Sarah, you see all those syringes over there; you know how I feel about needles.
Cole: Don't worry about torture, I'll incite them, get them to kill us quick.
Chuck: Interesting plan.
Chuck: Exactly, and that's why I think we should break up.
Sarah: Is that what you really want?
Chuck: Yes it is.
Casey: Great. Most annoying romance of my life is finally over.
Sarah: You want to break up again? I caught some chatter through bites of cereal on the surveillance tap. Sorry. It's an occupational hazard.
Chuck: Um...of course. Look, Sarah. It's not you, it's me.
Casey: Probably not the best idea to give the "it's not you, it's me" speech to a trained assassin wielding a knife.
Cole: This is gonna get ugly. What level is his pain tolerance?
Sarah: I'd say about a one outta ten.
Chuck: What? A one? I'd say, I'm at least at an eight.
Sarah: Chuck, the torture hasn't started yet.
Chuck: This is the pre-torture? Okay, okay, put me down for a one.
Chuck: Ellie, Awesome, I have made a very important decision. I'm moving out.
Ellie: Oh, yes!
Chuck: And moving in with Morgan.
Ellie: No!
Morgan: Oh, yeah. Video games and nudity all day and all night...
Sarah: (knocking on the door and entering) Oh, I'm sorry. (to Chuck) Can I talk to you for a second? It's kind of important. (They leave together)
Morgan: Talk about your third wheel...
Sarah: We have to go into 24 hour protective detail until further notice.
Chuck: What exactly does that mean?
Sarah: It means we can't break up and we have to move in together.
Chuck: Look, Sarah, I don't have parents. I mean, not really. I don't talk about it because that's just the way things are now. But it wasn't always this way. Morgan was there the first day that my mom took off. He didn't say much because, honestly, what is a fifth grader supposed to say? But we sat there and split a cherry cheesecake and played Legend of Zelda all night long. And my dad, well that's a whole other story, but Morgan was there for that too. Morgan is more than just my best friend. He's my family. Before you got here, and long after you've gone, Morgan is my family.
Sarah: Last night we failed to learn the contents of the Triad's container. And now we don't know what kind of drugs or weapons are floating around in the city. And while I appreciate your friendship with Morgan, losing sight of that container endangers many people's best friends, not just yours, Chuck.
Sarah: I wanted to apologize. I could've been more sensitive before about your friendship with Morgan. It's just...it's difficult. I don't really have anyone in my life like that who cares about me.
Chuck: Yeah, you do.
Casey: I'm afraid you two are gonna have to drop your dating cover for this particular assignment.
Sarah: No problem.
Chuck: What is it, Thai street racing gang, Ukrainian prostitution ring?
Casey: No, for this mission you and Agent Walker are gonna be married. You two kids are going to the suburbs. Good luck as a normal couple.
Chuck: Are you enjoying this whole Martha Stewart thing? (laughs) I can't believe it. Please tell me you're not going soft on me.
Sarah: Just shut up and eat your breakfast.
Chuck: You better be careful, Sarah. One day, you might actually turn into a real girl.
Sarah: Christmas at the Burton household meant the annual Salvation Army con-job.
Chuck: OK. You're a little different from the rest of us.