Favorite Señor Chang Quotes
Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.
Shirley: This is not your baby Chang.
Chang: How do you know?
Shirley: Because I don't see any locusts.
Jeff: Kristi Yamaguchi?
Chang: Peggy Flemming. You're racist! Just been proven racist by the racist prover.
My nephew Jim was born on the treadmill at Bally Total Fitness; 20% incline.
Senor Chang: Why are there costumes? These are supposed to be short conversations, they're not supposed to.
Jeff: Take your breath away?
Pierce: What's the matter? Mama Chang didn't breast feed?
Chang: "She read in a book that it wouldn't make a difference.
Professor Duncan: Not to be all particular, but you're not a professor
Señor Chang: Maybe because I don't look like Ron Weasley
Professor Duncan: That's the reason, that's the qualifying factor
Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.
Landline? Ok, Grandma Bell.
Does anyone have an alliance I can join? I'm really loyal.
Chang: Are you ignoring me because I'm Korean?
Shirley: You're Chinese.
Chang: Oh there's a difference?
I am a man who can never die! And this has been your first taste of Spanish one-oh-dos, the semester I get inside your cabezas.
