Popular Sgt. Wu Quotes
Hank: So there is no way this is Summer.
Wu: Well, not in a *normal* 'no way.'
Not only is she wearing her clothes, she's wearing her fingerprints.
Hank [about a tent revival]: What is this, some kind of circus?
Wu: I guess that depends on what you believe...
Hank: 'Mark,' 'Luke,' and 'John'? Really?
Wu: I'm just the messenger. And not from on high.
Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!
Wu: Oh, so you guys saved my ass.
Hank: That's why I ate the chocolate, and he kept the flowers!
Nick: Portland can survive one day without you!
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame!
Wu [about Renard]: Did he just say, 'work through our differences'?
Hank: I know a couple of ways we could do that...
Wu: Ummm… that looks like you were shot.
Monroe: More than once!
Wu: ...You’re not a ghost, are you?
Nick [hesitates]: I don't think so...
We should have killed Renard when we *didn’t* have the chance.
You don’t wanna go in there. ‘Cause you’re already in there. Might get a little awkward.
Renard: You three! My office!
Wu: I’m guessing this will be the presentation of medals.
