Sgt. Wu Quotes
We should have killed Renard when we *didn’t* have the chance.
Wu: Ummm… that looks like you were shot.
Monroe: More than once!
Wu: ...You’re not a ghost, are you?
Nick [hesitates]: I don't think so...
Wu [about Renard]: Did he just say, 'work through our differences'?
Hank: I know a couple of ways we could do that...
Nick: Portland can survive one day without you!
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame!
Wu: Oh, so you guys saved my ass.
Hank: That's why I ate the chocolate, and he kept the flowers!
Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!
Hank [about a tent revival]: What is this, some kind of circus?
Wu: I guess that depends on what you believe...
Hank: 'Mark,' 'Luke,' and 'John'? Really?
Wu: I'm just the messenger. And not from on high.
Not only is she wearing her clothes, she's wearing her fingerprints.
Hank: So there is no way this is Summer.
Wu: Well, not in a *normal* 'no way.'
So, we're thinking it's some kind of healing-stick-magic-wand thing?
Maybe that's why they buried it in the first place, because the Gates of Hell are gonna open and the world as we know it is gonna end.
Wu [on the mysterious hidden treasure]
