Clean up, aisle 4!

No wonder he confessed. I'd be confessing all kinds of things.

Next time we hire an intern I'm going to suggest they do a better psych evaluation.

Uh, I don't think this guy is a giver upper.

It's obvious. It was committed by a barefooted many carrying a wolf.

Renard: No matter how you look at it, it's cannibalism.
Wu: Uh, I think it's called capitalism.

Nick: What do you think killed him?
Wu: *sigh*

Actually, that was a paraphrase, I left out the bad language because I couldn't write that fast.

Wu: I guess they're gonna have to face the music.
Hank: Really? You went there?
Wu: Somebody had to.

Wu: Oscar worthy performance De Niro.
Nick: Middle School Drama Club.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.


Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?