Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXSue Sylvester Quotes
Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Sue: That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.
Millie: I wanted to say thank you for what you did for Marley and me.
Sue: I have no idea what you're talking about. I had nothing to do with the making of that film.
I've seen your true colors, Finn Hudson. You've got hate in that heart, Double Stuff. And probably also frosting.
Will: In Shakespeare's time, all the female roles were played by men.
Sue: There's no way that's true.
[to Marley] I'm trying to think of a mean nickname for you and I'm blanking.
Sue: Brittany, you're off the Cheerios.
Brittany: Tough love feels a lot like mean.
Well that was just garbage. Garbage wrapped in skin.
[to Kurt] You know it used to be that just straight ex-football players would lurk the halls of high schools after graduation? But you've proven that gay ex-show choir champs can also be depressive sad sacks desperately clinging to the past.
You're nothing like me. You're better. Sure I'm as smart as you are and every bit as pretty, but somehow you're slightly less evil, and I admire that. I admire you Quinn Fabray.
Sue: Dick Butkis, I beg of you, chew your cud with your mouth closed.
Beiste: Sorry. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
With Monique down for the count, we are entering The Hunger Games of show choir competition without one of our most powerful voices.
William, I can taste your Axe body spray.
