Elle: I wanna go to Lambert.
Tao: I know.

Tao: Hey. I'm Tao.
Charlie: Charlie.
Tao: Cool.
Charlie: Do you like Radiohead?
Tao: Yeah.
Charlie: Me too. Have you seen the Romeo + Juliet movie from the '90s?
Tao: It's one of my favorite movies, and it's got a Radiohead song on the credits. It makes me cry, like, every time.

What are you two doing in there? How did you get that bruise on your neck? Oh my God! -You! I cannot believe it! The actual… We will be having words.

Nick: Well… you're a good-looking guy, if that's what you're worried about.
Tao: I thought you didn't even like me.
Nick: I do like you, Tao. You know, you're… you're funny, you're into weird indie films that, you know, I probably wouldn't understand. You know, you're… You care about your friends so… loudly. Without worrying what anyone else might think, and that's… Well, that's… that's really cool.

Elle: Why did you cut your hair?
Tao: Well, it just looks better like this, doesn't it?
Elle: But you always liked it long. I hope you didn't cut it for me.

I like Elle. Okay? I said it. And don't laugh! I bet you've all been laughing behind my back because I've been so oblivious. Honestly, Elle can do better, and she probably doesn't even like me back, and this is probably going to destroy our friendship, it's going to destroy our friendship group, and it's going to leave me devastated for years to come. So this is a really selfish and stupid thing to do, but I'm going to tell her. Help me.

Charlie: I have a boyfriend!
Tao: Yes, we're all fully aware!