You should have protected me mom!

Hey Charm - you're going to be a great mother.

Tara: Do you do that to me? Make up wildly heightened emotions just to manipulate me into being there for you?
Charmaine: Of course not. Only to mom.

You and me. Me and you. Sister's keeper through and through.

Tara and Charmaine

Life is long and you're my man.

I meant what I said when I forgive you for what happened.

Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't freaking get to Narnia.

Tara: When have you become so perfect?
Max: Since Shoshana put me on a low dose of prozac.
Tara: I wish she could prescribe.

Max: How'd it go with Ocean?
Tara: Oceanic.
Max: Oceanic? What does that mean?
Tara: Well, it was interesting. She thinks I'm making real progress, but she also wants to terminate our therapy in a month.

Tara: You're looking up flights to Tokyo?
Kate: Yeah. Not that I'll ever be able to afford it on my sweat shop salary. How about this? Bus ride to Omaha, 45 dollars. Get a free fold-up chair.
Tara: Wow, you must be desperate. Something happened?
Kate: Yeah. I just kinda made a bad decision at work, so now I want to crawl out of my fucking skin. I just wish I could get away like you do.
Tara: Nah, it's not as glamorous as I make it look.

Dr. Ocean: It's just one of your alters showing a side we've never seen.
Tara: Great, now my alters have alters.

It's an apron relax.