Favorite Teresa Lisbon Quotes
Lisbon: How did it go with Bosco?
Jane: Good. It was, uh, it was very good. We had a frank exchange of views.
Lisbon: So he's gonna keep us in the loop?
Jane: No.
Lisbon: No?
Jane: Wouldn't direct me to the bathroom if my ass was on fire.
This is a mess we don't have time for.
Lisbon: Some of the stuff you're carrying came off a dead man.
Willy: That's not good.
Teresa: Aw. Jane kissed a girl.
Patrick: What? Yeah on the cheek.
Teresa: Still counts.
Two days ago you shot and killed your fiance. You can't be fine.
Cho
Put your badge away. If she thinks we're cops she might run. I don't feel like running.
Cho: How is he?
Lisbon: Guess what, he's a bad patient.
Cho: Who would've thought.
Jane: I'm not a bad patient. She's a bad visitor.
Jane needs something to hold on to and we're going to give it to him.
Bosco: They're Jane's people. They need watching.
Lisbon: I like to think of them as my people.
Bosco: Well, think what you like. I can't have them trying to pull some cheap stunt behind my back.
Jane: Well, we have a whole range of expensive stunts if you don't like the cheap ones
Jane: I'm getting bored.
Lisbon: Mr. Stiles is calling in every important person he knows to get us fired. It takes time.
Jane: Wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?
Lisbon: For you. Spoiling the fun for you.
Jane: That's the fun that matters.
Lisbon: You're lying."
Jane: You can't tell that I'm lying.
Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.
Jane: Liar, liar pants on fire.
