Tina: You ignored me for weeks this summer.
Artie:I was playing a marathon game of Halo, woman.

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• Added: September 21, 2010

I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.

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• Added: May 25, 2010

My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

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• Added: May 25, 2010

If you can imagine it, it can come true.

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• Added: May 18, 2010