Popular Troy Quotes
Annie: Weird night huh?
Troy: Yeah. Alcohol makes people sad. It's like the Lifetime movies of beverages.
Who taught you therapy, Michael Jackson's dad?
I checked all Pierce's wardrobes for portals to magical worlds. All I found was something called Emmanuelle in Space on laser disc. I couldn't watch it but it sounded sexy. Laser. Disc.
Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie: No!
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.
I wish my mouth was farther away from my brain. I wish my brain had its own brain.
Are you sure my costume isn't on backwards? Somehow I felt more confident before.
How come he gets a front stinger?
Abed: Do you think bees eat their own honey?
Troy: I'm sure they've at least tasted it.
You are the AT&T of people.
Troy (to Britta)
This is why I wanted to play Chutes and Ladders.
I wish I was a book. She could pick me up, flip through my pages. Make sure nobody drew wieners in me.
Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes
