Favorite Vincent "Vince" Chace Quotes
John: We want you in the Warner family Vince.
Vince: I'm all about family, John. And after seeing your 200 foot yacht in last month's Robb Report can I call you Dad?
[referring to Turle's cold streak with getting laid]
Vince: Go easy on 'em, E, even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.
Drama: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting pussy.
[Eric laughs]
Turtle: Keep fucking laughing, E. You give me the manager title, I'll be overflowing in it.
Don't tell me it's "good news" that a movie I didn't even want to do in the first place, that you talked me into doing, is still possibly mine.
Ari: Her favorite actor in this town is you.
Vince: Sharon Stone said that?
Ari: Absolutely.
Vince: She's still good looking.
Ari: Yeah, in the right light
Vince: Okay, so Johnny's got his plan. Turtle's got a plan. What's your plan, Manager?
Eric: I'm working on some things, Vince.
Vince: You may wanna work on calling Emily back. She left three messages.
Eric: Yeah, what am I gonna say, "I'm an idiot? I shouldn't have promised you the print of a movie I can't get"?
Vince: I like the idiot part.
Eric: Why don't you call Walsh?
Vince: Ah, see, here's the thing you don't seem to be grasping. I don't make the calls. I make the movies. And I make the money, or at least I used to.
Fiona: Have you seen a video of a slaughter house, Ari?
Vince: Meat is murder.
Ari: Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground.
You tell someone you cheated if you want to break up with her. Otherwise, it's just a selfish way to get rid of your own guilt.
Drama: Three months without pussy, E. That's rough. You're almost a virgin again.
Vince: Yeah, why do you think he's calling?
Drama: It's like the guy's got his hymen restored
Scott Wick: Do I look like Goodwill to you? What are you high?
Vince: Actually , Scott, I am.
Eric: I think you think I like Emily and you're tryin to shut it down.
Vince: Oh yeah, why would I do that?
Eric: Because you don't like when I get a girl and you get stuck with the two retards all the time.
Vince: You know what, I'm gonna get a girl and leave you with the two retards. See how you like it.
I thought the whole reason people have girlfriends is for effort-free sex.
