Zoe: Hey you know what, I'm happy.
Wade: Good, 'cause I worked pretty damn hard last night to put that smile on your face.
Zoe: Shut up you bonehead.

Oh my God, I'm thisclose to people calling me Crazy Wade!

Maybe I'm not 100 percent sure that you [Zoe] wouldn't hurt me if we started things, but I know that I have never felt about anyone the way I feel about you. And I guess that I realized it's worth the risk.

Wade: I know it's not fair, but you wrecked by heart, Zoe, and I can't do this again.
Zoe: What if I promise that I won't hurt you?
Wade: I guess... I don't trust that you know how to stop yourself.

Wade: What's going on here?
Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you.
Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first.
Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but because I am no gentleman...I was at Vivan's.

Zoe: We know you have Joel! We want proof of life!
Wade: What are you doing!?
Zoe: I've seen movies.

[To Wade] As a doctor, seriously you need medical help.

Zoe

[To Zoe] Just try to not to that whole overreacting thing you like to do...

[To Lemon] What crawled up your skirt and died?

Not much rhymes with Rammer… Hammer, Slammer, Stammer…

Everybody’s got it all wrong. You and I both know damn well, you’re still in love with me.

Hart of Dixie Quotes

If that line ever works for you, tell that poor girl to come to my office so I can dispense her some medicine.

Zoe

Okay, we don't get ticks in New York City. Kind of like how you guys don't get movies not made by Michael Bay.

Zoe

Hart of Dixie Music

  Song Artist
Song Hold On Wilson Phillips iTunes
Good Girls Go Bad Cobra Starship iTunes
Susanna Trickbag iTunes