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Fridays 10:00 PM on StarzWild Bill Hancock Quotes
So jump on the back of this wagon or get the hell out ‘cause we are going to infuse this culture with purpose, fellowship, respect, and only then will we succeed! You got me?!
Not OK. I hate the chin. You know who the chin guy is? The chin guy’s lazy, self-absorbed. The chin guy can’t even crack open his lips and say hello, Joe.
Bill: I don’t think you realize. When a person does a thing like you did to me, Willie, that’s a fork in the road. It was one fork when Tom told us he walked out on Turner. It was another fork when he told me you were his valet now, not mine, that you’d suggested that like he was a shootin’ star you wanted to hitch your wagon to, and I’d never do anything. Two forks sends a person real off course from here they were.
Willie: Evidently, it puts them on a plane with their dick out.
Bill: It’s The Condemned, Charlie boy.
Gully: It’s fuck you, Bill.
Bill: Intrigued about how to play fuck fuck.
Willie: Apparently, there’s a wheel.
Bill: Hamburgler was a deep cut.
Willie: And Adam Ant. Must’ve watched a lot of MTV.
Diego, tryin’ to follow your train of thought is like tryin’ to fuck a kangaroo in the cone of a tornado.
Bill: So, Alvin, what you’re tellin’ me is that when your knees started hurt, you turned into a giant pussy who likes dogs and froyo. Or do I have that incorrect somehow?
Alvin: Is this a bit, Sporto?
Bill: Honest question.
Alvin: ‘Cause if you want to do a bit-
Bill: I want an answer.
Alvin: I’m a happy man, Sporto. Most of our generation are crippled, broken, or dead. One way or another, we were all addicted — the crowd, the adrenaline, to stand in the center of that ring. So when I see you still clawing away on that same damn hill, I understand, and I cheer for you, but I don’t wish I was you.
Constance: First time I kissed a guy with a mustache.
Bill: So last night was your first time ridin’ one, too. You took to it pretty well. If you need me today, I’ll be at my chiropractor.
Connie, there’s not a single part of my body I can’t control.
Scarlett Jo: You need a trim down there, Bill.
Bill: They don't call me Wild Bill for nothin'. I got untamed pubes.
