Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Will Schuester Quotes
Will: In Shakespeare's time, all the female roles were played by men.
Sue: There's no way that's true.
Finn: It's nice helping other people's dreams come true.
Will: It's called being a teacher.
Will: I'll be taking a short sabbatical which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week.
Tina: Wait, this is crazy.
Artie: Glee club is your life.
I have so much to thank you guys for. Not just for making every day of my life an absolute joy, but for giving me this chance to share that joy with others.
Emma: Will are you crazy?
Will: Crazy for you!
Will: If you were to write yourself a pamphlet, what would it be called?
Emma: 'So You're Freaking Out Because The Man You're Supposed to Marry Parades Back Into Town and You Don't Feel Like You Know Him Anymore.'
[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.
Don't act like you're above these kids, Finn. Not that long ago you were one of them.
And hey, why worry about carbs when we're all gonna die anyway?
Will: Brittany's at M.I.T. touring the campus because she's got an early acceptance.
Kitty: That can't be true.
There comes a moment in every performer's life that defines him or her, sometimes for the rest of their career. This is our moment. We've struggled. We've endured. And now we must triumph.
Will: Wait, wait, so you're not firing us?
Sue: Not if you win a national championship, I'm not. However, if you do fail to win at nationals, I will fire you and you'll be forced to build creepy relationships with teenagers on your own time.
