It's not about doing your best anymore. It's about doing better.

You're not a little girl anymore, Quinn. How long do you plan on playing the victim card?

For many of you, this is your last year. Make it special.

Will: Guess who woke up before I did.
Emma: I haven't brushed yet.

I'm sorry you guys. We aren't in the top ten.

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

Will: We're performing at prom.
Rachel: I'm doing Run, Joey, Run!

It's booty camp time!

Classroom to classroom, door to door, we pushed this stuff like crack and so will we.

Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."

Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.

Will: I'm not following.
Holly: It's Jazzercise, Will. It really isn't that hard.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.

Will

Did somebody die in here?

Sam