Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXWill Schuester Quotes
You took ownership of your body when you said you didn't wanna sleep with me... and then ran out of my apartment with no shoes on.
Enough with the hair jokes. By the way, how is the Florence Henderson look working for you?
This is the big leagues, guys. If we don't place at Regionals, glee club is over.
Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.
Will: But the wedding is on Saturday. Your wedding.
Emma: I know. We just pushed it back a few hours. Now it doesn't have to happen in broad daylight.
Sometimes being special sucks.
Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.
I loved you, Terri. I really loved you.
Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!
Will: Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester: you never quite know where you stand.
Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?
Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means?
Brittany: It's a male duck.
