Gully: Wow, Willie. Wow.
Willie: Wow what?
Gully: What do you mean, wow what? Willie, you’re not hanging up on me, so I am hearing you loud and clear. You want to come work for me.

Bill: I don’t think you realize. When a person does a thing like you did to me, Willie, that’s a fork in the road. It was one fork when Tom told us he walked out on Turner. It was another fork when he told me you were his valet now, not mine, that you’d suggested that like he was a shootin’ star you wanted to hitch your wagon to, and I’d never do anything. Two forks sends a person real off course from here they were.
Willie: Evidently, it puts them on a plane with their dick out.

Crystal: Do you think I should do it?
Willie: No. But I think you should know what’s out there, your offers. I mean, look, if Jack lands a deal with this Continuum guy and it pays off, great, great. We never had this conversation.
Crystal: But even if it doesn’t work out, there’s still the Women’s Division here.
Willie: Yeah, as long as Jack can put together the money to get it goin’.

Willie: [answering the phone] The fuck do you want?
Gully: Don’t you have the prettiest mouth?

Bill: Hamburgler was a deep cut.
Willie: And Adam Ant. Must’ve watched a lot of MTV.

Bill: Intrigued about how to play fuck fuck.
Willie: Apparently, there’s a wheel.

Willie: Tom didn’t do any favors leavin’ Jack the DWL. He left him a rat's nest to untangle, and he left me with it. I’m just stupid enough to still be standin’ here tryin’ to fix it. You say you need to make it right. Make it right, Staci. Take it all. Tell Jack all about it.
Staci: Jack’s an honest man.
Willie: We’re all honest till we’re not.

We need a women’s division. It’s time.

Jack is gone. Ace is gone. I need you to be ring general out there, not number one jackass on the jackass most wanted list. Help me keep the group focused. Coach ‘em up, keep ‘em disciplined. Got it?

Jim: I don’t know how to say this, man, but uh, there’s no Duffy without the DWL. I understand it, but it sucks that it’s over.
Willie: It’s a blessin’. More people were here for his funeral feast than the last three shows combined.

Gully: I don't think you're supposed to smoke in here.
Willie: Fuck you. [blows smoke in his face]
Gully: Jack's ego is going to be the downfall of the DWL. Jump ship before you go down with it.

Willie: Who do you think your dad'd have win?
Jack: Don't matter. He's dead.

Heels Quotes

Jack: That's not fair. You put sex on my mind before church. How dare you?
Staci: Well, after church we can go see a movie. I'll leave my underwear in the car.

Ace: What? You made cuz I said fuck? They loved it!
Jack: We got kids who come to the show, Ace.
Ace: Yeah. To see me! I mean, listen to that!
Jack: When you're in the ring, you stick to my script.
Ace: Ace! Ace! Ace! Ace! You hear that?