Zoe: I have gone years with out sex!
Lavon: Yeah, that may be the problem...

I am a strong and confident woman Wade. And I know that from the fact that I have had sex with no less than four other men, okay, none of who have complained that I am in great in bed. GREAT! Just like I am at everything else I do. I don't have anything to prove to you! You got that?

Zoe: Picture me with both guys... Who do I look happier with?
Lavon: You really need to get a girlfriend

Let's just say I finally understand what R. Kelly has been singing about all of these years...

Last night, while George was calling off his wedding, I was having sex with Wade

Zoe: It's a good idea, right?
Lavon: Nah, no.

Hey Wadester.

I don't think he cares about your abs Wade.

Rose: Does the wall have a murmur?
Zoe: I was just listening to a crazy termite. Hatching a crazy plan that absolutely will not work.

Lavon: Zoe, I really don't get how you still don't know this, but Wade likes you.
Zoe: What? No, maybe he did before, but definitely not now.

I'm giving you my cold face. Hardcore, right?

But then I realized that it wasn't fair of me to pour all of my bitterness and resentment into one parent.

Hart of Dixie Quotes

If that line ever works for you, tell that poor girl to come to my office so I can dispense her some medicine.

Zoe

Okay, we don't get ticks in New York City. Kind of like how you guys don't get movies not made by Michael Bay.

Zoe

Hart of Dixie Music

  Song Artist
Song Hold On Wilson Phillips iTunes
Good Girls Go Bad Cobra Starship iTunes
Susanna Trickbag iTunes