Don't worry, she doesn't commit suicide, she inspires it.

Alan

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Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 8: "Springtime on a Stick"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Don't worry, she doesn't commit suicide, she inspires it.

Alan

Jake: I thought you had a date tonight?
Charlie: Not a date. A date experience.
Megan: What's the difference?
Charlie: About $1500.