Hello. I'm Philip Myman. I'm here for my free vasectomy. I belie...

Phil: Hello. I'm Philip Myman. I'm here for my free vasectomy. I believe I am also entitled to a complimentary windbreaker.
Receptionist: We're out of windbreakers. Would you like a sports bottle?
Phil: No, I got the sports bottle when they rolled back my pension.


Unrated
Show Comments
Character:
Phil Mymen
Episode:
Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 1: "Love Blurts"
Show:
Better Off Ted
Related Quotes:
Phil Mymen Quotes, Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes, Better Off Ted Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

Ted: Phil, just because they use the word "whee" doesn't mean it's a good thing. Remember "Whee! It's Pension Rollbacks"?
Phil: Oh, actually that was fun.. until they rolled back our pensions.

"Whee... Love is in the Air." Well, gee, genetic engineering is romantic. That's why it's so often used as a prom theme.

Ted
  1. Quotes
  2. Hello. I'm Philip Myman. I'm here for my free vasectomy. I belie...