Hi, have you met Ted? No. Do you know Marshall? Lily? No. ...

Barney: Hi, have you met Ted?
Girl - Works With Carlos Girl: No.
Barney: Do you know Marshall? Lily?
Random Girl: No.
Barney: Hmm. Do you know anyone at this party?
Random Girl: I work with Carlos.
Barney: Excuse me.
Barney [to Ted, Lily, Marshall]: Anybody know a Carlos?
[they shake their heads]
Barney: On a silver platter


Unrated
Show Comments
Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 2: "Purple Giraffe"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
Related Quotes:
Barney Stinson Quotes, How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes, HIMYM Quotes
Added by:
Added:

How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Barney: Oh, and Lily, that's my leg.
Lily: You waited five minutes to tell me that?

Lily: Look who I ran into.
Ted: Since when do you guys know each other?
Robin: Since about, here. [points to top of glass]

  1. Quotes
  2. Hi, have you met Ted? No. Do you know Marshall? Lily? No. ...