I am always acting in self-defense...occasionally preemptive self-defense.

Dwight

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (2 Votes)
Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 8 Episode 10: "Christmas Wishes"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 8 Episode 10 Quotes

I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple-cinnamon and a maple-brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk.

Kevin

Robert: It's been ten days since I've had sexual intercourse.
Andy: Well you came to the right place.