I am tired of dating crazy, cheating, greedy, gold-digging bitc...

Walden: I am tired of dating crazy, cheating, greedy, gold-digging bitches.
Alan: Sigh, without them, I would not have gotten laid.
Walden: And there will be no reality TV stars.


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Characters:
Alan Harper, Walden Schmidt
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 5: "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 5 Quotes

Alan: Is that a leaf-blower?
Rose: That is not what they call it in Amsterdam.

I like you in that red dress, I fell like a bull and I just want to charge.

Alan
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