FauxDaphne: This is unbelievable. Apparently the only time Emmett and I have been naked together, rubber duckies were involved.
FauxBay: OK. I'm telling you. J & K are about ten minutes away from a very conscious uncoupling.
FauxDaphne: There's one more thing. Regina's drinking.
FauxBay: Oh no. Again?
FauxDaphne: I don't think she ever stopped. Think about it. She got sober after she found out about the switch. If that never happened...