Jack: So, uh, Todd says you're having the twins in a hospital in Eureka.
Charmaine: Yeah, like three generations of his family were born there.
Jack: So what about the birthing plan?
Charmaine: What about it?
Jack: You're just throwing that out the window?
Charmaine: Jack, I thought you were the one who wanted me to have the babies in a hospital?
Jack: Yeah, I do, but it would've been nice to have been consulted before you changed the plan that's all. Charmaine's: Let's just remember I'm the one who is giving birth here.
Jack: And uh, I am the father, not Todd, so if you can keep me in the loop, I'd greatly appreciate it. Charmaine: Jack, this is good.
Jack: How do you figure?
Charmaine: I know that you were having a hard time adjusting to the whole being a dad thing, but now Todd's here, and I'm not alone, so you're free to live your life.
Jack: Charmaine, I think I made it perfectly clear that I'm going to be a hands-on father.
Charmaine: Well, you're not calling the shots anymore, okay? And you know what, you should be thanking Todd for being here because if it wasn't for him the twins and I would be living in Portland.
Jack: What are you talking about?
Charmaine: Mel didn't tell you? Huh, I mean I asked her not to say anything, but I just figured she would. Before I met Todd, my aunt and uncle invited me to go live in portland.
Jack: Charmaine.
Charmaine: I gotta go, please, just don't make this difficult.