I know this comes as a shock to you. Please, if I had a nickel...
Bill: I know this comes as a shock to you.
Charlie: Please, if I had a nickel for every time a girl dumped me, disapeared for five years and came back as a guy, I'd have a nickel!
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- Character:
- Charlie Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 18: "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 18 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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