Deena: I think the statue of David is pretty sexy. I would do it.
Snooki: If I could change the statue of David, he would look more like a guido. He could have a spray tan. And also, his wiener just doesn't cut it. Probably because he's soft.

Jersey Shore Season 4 Episode 12: "Ciao Italia"
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Seeing Nicole cleaning is like seeing Mike with a f-cking condom. It just doesn't happen.


Snooki: Oooh I love the breeze.
Deena: This is wonderful. Down there it was like a frickin' basement. I was getting boob sweat, I was getting like kooka sweat, a--hole sweat.