Guy 1: Uh… Yo, look what I texted that girl, Chelsea. I'm being so rude to her.
Ben: Wait, I thought you liked her.
Guy 1: I do. But that's why I'm negging her.
Ben: Aren't you worried that she'll move on to someone who's nice to her?
Guy 1: Nah. That's not how it works. Dude, trust me. I know what I'm talking about.
Ben: If you know what you're talking about, then why is it always just the four of us every weekend with no girls in sight?