Guy 1: Uh… Yo, look what I texted that girl, Chelsea. I'm being so rude to her.
Ben: Wait, I thought you liked her.
Guy 1: I do. But that's why I'm negging her.
Ben: Aren't you worried that she'll move on to someone who's nice to her?
Guy 1: Nah. That's not how it works. Dude, trust me. I know what I'm talking about.
Ben: If you know what you're talking about, then why is it always just the four of us every weekend with no girls in sight?

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What's poppin', gods? You've probably heard, but it's a big day. I'm finally headed East. I know when we normally talk, I usually ask for stuff like smaller pores, or a boyfriend who can do one-arm push-ups, but this morning, I really just wanna say… thank you. I feel really, really grateful.

Devi

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Ben: Devi… I think we should be together.
Devi: Really?
Ben: Yeah Like, when we both get to school, let's give this a real try. New York and New Jersey aren't that far away.

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• Added: June 08, 2023

So this is John McEnroe live from Princeton, New Jersey, signing off. For now.

McEnroe

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