Ted: If you want to go lick the Liberty Bell, just go lick it yourself.
Barney: No, it has to be the two of us.
Ted: Why? Why do you need me?
Barney: Because you're my best friend, all right? You don't have to tell me I'm yours. But the way I see it, we're a team. Without you, I'm just the dynamic uno


Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
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Characters:
Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 3: "Sweet Taste of Liberty"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Carl: Compliments of that guy. [lifts drink towards Robin and Lily]
Lily: Really? Sweet.
Carl: Oh, for you, it's $6

It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!

Barney