Barney: Now, Ted, you can either put the bags on the carousel, or you can wait and listen to me give you a really long speech convincing you to put the bags on the carousel.
[Ted doesn't move]
Barney: ...Ted, since the dawn of time, Man has struggled...
[Ted takes the bags and puts them on the carousel]


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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 3: "Sweet Taste of Liberty"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Carl: Compliments of that guy. [lifts drink towards Robin and Lily]
Lily: Really? Sweet.
Carl: Oh, for you, it's $6

It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!

Barney