Shirley: I'm simply a Christian woman that doesn't open her bag.
Jeff: What did the Christian woman think would happen when we got to her bag?
Shirley: The Christian woman thought you'd find it on the Muslim.

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Community Season 2 Episode 8: "Cooperative Calligraphy"
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I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.


Britta: I still thing that man is going to evolve into woman, not a dragon monster with three legs.
Pierce: Three legs?