Smurf: Do you know how hard I've worked for us to have a decent home? To create this family? For you to just ruin it.
Julia: What the hell did you just say?
Smurf: Andrew told me about you and Baz.
Julia: It's not even like that. It's not just sex. Baz actually loves me.
Smurf: So now you think you're a woman? Do you know how to make a teenage boy hard? Maybe. It's not rocket science. He'd stick it in a snotty Kleenex if he thought it was still wet. That's just reality, little girl. Better get used to it.