It's not what it looks like. That's a relief cause it looks li...

Alan: It's not what it looks like.
Charlie: That's a relief cause it looks like you were masturbating to mariachi music in your car.
Alan: I only get AM radio!


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 6: "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 6 Quotes

That's my daughter. For all intents and purposes, she's eight.

Michelle

Think of this way - when she's 70, you're likely to be dead for 10 years.

Alan

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