Listen, I’m a lawyer. I’ve had things thrown at me for years. At least this wasn’t sharp or...

Gurgs: I’m just trying to apologize for letting that lady and her daiquiri give you a north Florida baptism.
Dan: Listen, I’m a lawyer. I’ve had things thrown at me for years. At least this wasn’t sharp or on fire or a ferret. Poor thing. Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.


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Night Court Season 1 Episode 14: "When Abby Met Gabby"
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Night Court Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

The fact is, I should’ve known that woman was trouble the moment she puked in her purse.

Gurgs

I swore an oath – that I made up – to protect this court at all costs, and tonight, a suit lost its life on my watch.

Gurgs

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