No, Mr. Heckles, we weren't making any noise! You're disturbin...

Phoebe: No, Mr. Heckles, we weren't making any noise!
Mr. Heckles: You're disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe: You don't play the oboe.
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe.
Phoebe: Well, then I'm going to have to ask you to keep it down. (Slams the door)


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Phoebe Buffay
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Friends Season 3 Episode 6: "The One with the Flashback"
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Friends
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Friends Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Phoebe: Do you know that I couldn't sleep for, like, a month because I got a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions?
Monica: Well, you could have just turned the cushion over.
Phoebe: I would have, except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: See, this is what I'm talking about. I need to live in a land where people can spill!
Monica: You can spill . . . in the sink.

(About Carol) Maybe this wouldn't have happened if I'd been more nurturing, or I'd paid more attention, or I had a uterus.

Ross

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