Of all of the vermin in God's great green kingdom, lice are the ...

Of all of the vermin in God's great green kingdom, lice are the ones I detest the most. My first day of school, I had lice, and no one would play with me. For 15 years, they called me freak and four eyes and sci-fi nerd and girl puncher. All because I had lice when I was 7.

Dwight

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Dwight Schrute
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The Office Season 9 Episode 10: "Lice"
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The Office
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The Office Season 9 Episode 10 Quotes

Jim's been spending a few days a week in Philly and I'm not gonna lie, it's been challenging. Yesterday, things took a turn for the worse. I found out Cece has lice. So I was up all night disinfecting every sheet, towel, toy, item of clothing in the entire house. I'm exhausted. But don't tell Jim. He has a huge meeting today, under a lot of pressure and he's doing it all for the family.

Pam

Erin: Good morning, Meredith.
Pam: What?
Erin: Oh, sorry, Pam. Yikes.

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