Kayla: So... Stephanie told me that it's far more interesting to be in Salem than in Seattle.
Joey: Oh yeah? Did she tell you why she feels that way?
Kayla: Oh, come on. You know there's never a dull moment here. We have our own supervillains. We have paranormal activities. There's Dr. Rolf raising people from the dead, and of course, you have your wildly fascinating family who lives here.